It was the eve of Christmas, and across the blockchain, Bitcoin was skyrocketing, leaving no holder in distress.
The bullish investors were back, defeating pessimistic bears, making a six-digit Bitcoin valuation a regular occurrence.
All the miners were active, with the hashing power increasing, fortifying the network under the chilly winter sky.
Our Lamborghinis were shining, parked beneath the celestial bodies, illustrating that holding onto Bitcoin outperforms investing in worthless tokens.
El Salvador continued to invest, adding more digital gold to their reserves, in anticipation of the dreams of accumulating more satoshis.
The Bitcoin ETFs experienced a surge, their offers floating in the atmosphere, marking the dawn of a new era in Bitcoin, as stated by Satoshi.
Our on-chain metrics, vivid and transparent, shouted “Hold onto your Bitcoins until 2025, and you’ll amass significant wealth!”
With the supply dwindling and few Bitcoins left to sell, it signifies an increase in adoption; Bitcoin is flourishing.
Then, a wave of joy swept over the market charts, “A new record high! This is our year!”
We rushed to the trading platforms, carrying our digital wallets, as the institutional fear of missing out had already begun to manifest.
Investors pondered whether we could enter a Supercycle, potentially disrupting the system with inexpensive debt from Michael.
Then, who would show up in a gold-trimmed sleigh? None other than Trump, with an optimistic and ambitious plan.
“A strategic reserve!” he declared loudly, “The future of America lies with Bitcoin, I assure you!”
He winked at the bullish investors as his sleigh soared into the night, “Merry Christmas to all Bitcoin holders, and to all, a prosperous night!”
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